Taste my drive.
Watch me drive my car into a river and miraculously emerge riding a bicycle.
I’ve decided that everywhere i walk, i will have an entourage of people with me. Annie, (harvey and dotty of course) – the devil himself, naked. Sarah Silverman in her blue shirt with the yellow stripes, and the crew of people who are spray painting the bike lanes i’m practically paving as i walk. EVERYWHERE i walk you can now bike with a right of way. I’m gong to pay people for doing nothing. A lot of people. Where will i get this money? Fort fucking Knox, bitch.
