Taste my drive.
Watch me drive my car into a river and miraculously emerge riding a bicycle.
I’ve decided that everywhere i walk, i will have an entourage of people with me – the devil himself, naked. Sarah Silverman in her blue shirt with the yellow stripes, Roger, and the crew of people who are spray painting the bike lanes i’m paving as i walk.
I’m gong to pay people for doing nothing. A lot of people. Where will i get this money? Fort fucking Knox, bitch.
