I wrote this awhile ago – but im posting it on august 5th- canada time. I’m in Regina, Canada. “TASTE MY DRIVE”

Taste my drive.

Watch me drive my car into a river and miraculously emerge riding a bicycle.

I’ve decided that everywhere i walk, i will have an entourage of people with me – the devil himself, naked. Sarah Silverman in her blue shirt with the yellow stripes, Roger, and the crew of people who are spray painting the bike lanes i’m paving as i walk.

I’m gong to pay people for doing nothing. A lot of people. Where will i get this money? Fort fucking Knox, bitch.

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